alcohol with GIRTH!

What the hell is it?

the unnamed queen

What manner of confusion created this monstrosity?
playing catch up in a drinking session

What's in it?

FRIJJ chocolate milkshake



Amaretto




Drink half the milkshake, top up with amaretto, shake well and drink... SLOWLY!

Was it good?

it seems giving booze the consistency of a bronchitus patients pulmonary excretion is actually quite pleasant!

So what's the score?
4/5
very much an aquired taste, care is recommended when drinking as a swift chug with inevitably cause vomiting. However, once you understand the subtley, a most pleasing confection

Suck on my chocolate salty.... pretzels?

What the hell is it?

Choczels

What manner of confusion created this monstrosity?
snack food cravings

What's in it?

Salted Pretzels



GIANT chocolate buttons




pour pretzels into a bowl, cover in a layer of buttons and leave in the sun to go deliciously melty!

Was it good?

it was confusing, sticky but ultiamtely, satisfied both sweet and savoury tastebuds

So what's the score?
4/5
not quite awesome, but certainly surprising. Also, the image on the pack looks like boobs :P