alcohol with GIRTH!

What the hell is it?

the unnamed queen

What manner of confusion created this monstrosity?
playing catch up in a drinking session

What's in it?

FRIJJ chocolate milkshake



Amaretto




Drink half the milkshake, top up with amaretto, shake well and drink... SLOWLY!

Was it good?

it seems giving booze the consistency of a bronchitus patients pulmonary excretion is actually quite pleasant!

So what's the score?
4/5
very much an aquired taste, care is recommended when drinking as a swift chug with inevitably cause vomiting. However, once you understand the subtley, a most pleasing confection

Suck on my chocolate salty.... pretzels?

What the hell is it?

Choczels

What manner of confusion created this monstrosity?
snack food cravings

What's in it?

Salted Pretzels



GIANT chocolate buttons




pour pretzels into a bowl, cover in a layer of buttons and leave in the sun to go deliciously melty!

Was it good?

it was confusing, sticky but ultiamtely, satisfied both sweet and savoury tastebuds

So what's the score?
4/5
not quite awesome, but certainly surprising. Also, the image on the pack looks like boobs :P

Cocktails-a-go-go

alrighty, here comes our first beverage from the magical confabulation factory

What the hell is it?

JaChee!

What manner of confusion created this monstrosity?

A mighty powerful game of "drink the beers"

What's in it?

Jagermeister


The Juice of the Lychee



This one still needs perfecting, other experimental ingredients have been Lime Juice and Tabasco

Was it good?

If you enjoy spending you nights face down of the floor feeling like you've been bodyslammed by "big bertha" but only after having had a ménage à trois with Rose McGowan and Christa Miller, this is very much the drink for you.

So what's the score?
3/5 still a work in progress, VERY sweet, but a taste to die for.

I wonder how we can take the edge of the sweetness...maybe battery acid...

Mum knows best

What the hell is it?

Sunday Roast Pizza

What manner of confusion created this monstrosity?

From the classical school of "shit, we've run out of food" confabulation, comes this incredible concoction of leftovers.

What's in it?

this is actually an intermediate level confabulation as it requires a little cooking

you will need:

pizza base


Leftover Roast meat (chicken in our case)


Leftover Vegetables (for this, Roast potatoes are full of win)



Gravy

Cheese

1. Take the cheese, grate the hell out of that motherlovin' yellow gold
2. spread gravy on the pizza base (enough to cover the dough so you can't see it, but not too much else it gets soggy)
3. scatter meat and veggies over the gravy base
4. cover that bad boy in cheese
5. now comes the cooking part, put it in the oven for 15 minutes on about 180°C
   

Was it good?

For a connoiseur of pizza such as myself, this was a gourmet treat, subtle flavours combine to give you the ultimately satisfying "I've just eaten mum's home cooking" feeling.

So what's the score?
4/5, an awesome way to start, survive, or end your day.

The first foray into the world of creationing..

What the hell is it?

Beerios

What manner of confusion created this monstrosity?

err, we like beer, we like cheerios, the combination of the names sounded cool

What's in it?

• beer (lager, pils, stout, whatever takes your fancy) we used Stella Artois

• Cheerios

Whack that together in a bowl and Bob's your transexual mother's sisters husband


Was it good?

Oh hell no! we made the mistake of using honey-nut cheerios, it was bad, like, vomit inducingly bad!

So what's the score?
this proves that two good things combined do not make a great thing. 1/5

Morning!

welcome to the magical confabulous creation factory, where a pair of drunk idiots make food, from whatever is available, and score it out of 5